Windows 的透明屏幕保护程序?

pet*_*erw 7 windows screensaver

我正在寻找一个透明的屏幕保护程序。或者没有屏幕保护程序的方法,但不是锁定,而是禁用鼠标和大部分键盘,直到我按下解锁键。

Pio*_*ula 3

Yes that is possible - I do not remember now exactly which screen saver it was.. but it was long time ago on XP

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But here are some other pranks that could be .. funny..

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Disappearing Desktop

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A classic computer prank never goes out of style. The desktop image trick has been around for a bit, but rest assured: There are plenty of unsuspecting victims still to be found. Just head over to an unattended computer, minimize all the windows, and hit the Print Screen key. Paste the captured image into any graphic editing program \xe2\x80\x94 even Microsoft Paint will do \xe2\x80\x94 then save the file and set it as the desktop background. Then, all you have to do is hide the actual icons on the desktop \xe2\x80\x94 put them in a folder somewhere \xe2\x80\x94 and your victim will try endlessly to click the nonexistent icons, which are actually just part of the background image. For another variation, leave one program open when you capture the screen and watch as the person tries to click on it, type in it, and close it to no avail.

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  • Move the desktop icons around, or create bogus icons, take a screenshot(printscreen), and then set it as the wallpaper. Then remove the fake icons and hide the other or move them to side of the screen
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  • Then move the taskbar to the top of the screen and drag it up so it hides away ontop.. nobody uses the task bar ontop..
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  • To make things even more complicated.. change the mouse settings to left handed person :) (unless he is left handed then to right)
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Auto-Insult

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There are few things funnier than forcing a friend to insult himself \xe2\x80\x94 and Microsoft has made it easy to do just that. Take a moment to edit the Autocorrect feature in your colleague\xe2\x80\x99s Word or Outlook (it\xe2\x80\x99s in the Tools menu in both programs). Add a new entry to replace their name with \xe2\x80\x9cdouche,\xe2\x80\x9d and watch how much more interesting all their emails and documents will suddenly become. A little creativity can take this one in plenty of different and equally entertaining directions.

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The Wrath of Rotation

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A simple but quick and always amusing prank is putting the screen rotation hotkeys to uses Microsoft never intended. Just run by a co-worker\xe2\x80\x99s desk, reach over and hit Ctrl-Alt-up or down to rotate their monitor orientation. If you have some alone time, you can one-up it by also going into the Control Panel and setting their mouse to left-handed. They\xe2\x80\x99ll spend 10 minutes with their head tilted sideways trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

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Mousing Around

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激光鼠标可能结束了偷鼠标球的时代,但它开辟了另一种选择。在你的朋友\xe2\x80\x99s 鼠标的底部贴上几层透明胶带,这会严重影响其功能。或者,为了获得奖励积分,请在激光上贴一张小便利贴,上面写着 \xe2\x80\x9cWhy won\xe2\x80\x99t my mouse work?\xe2\x80\x9d 。

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遥控

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回到电脑上看一些更高级的滑稽动作。这个可能更适合亲密的朋友或重要的其他人,因为你\xe2\x80\x99必须安装一些东西,而且你可能会因为在工作中这样做而被解雇。在他们的系统上设置 VNC(虚拟网络计算)服务器。您可以找到免费的工具,例如适用于 Windows 的 TightVNC 或适用于 Mac 的 OSXvnc。一旦完成配置,您就可以从自己的计算机上单击、键入并在他们的系统上执行任何操作。做一些微妙的事情,例如偶尔按键或启动程序,看看它们变得多么困惑。不过,我们不建议长期保持这种状态,否则您可能会因他们的愤怒而遭受严重后果(并且您还可能会看到一些令人不安的色情习惯作为意外的副作用)。

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