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I'm trying to do a function like .split() or .replace() or .remove(), i think is like a prototype function, how i can make this example works:

this.logThis = function(a) {
  console.log("The " + this + "is cool like a " + a);
}

var food = "apple";
food.logThis("orange");

To get this Output:

> "The apple is cool like a orange"

Important: I need the most short code possibly, pure javascript, NO JQUERY