这是我的查询
(SELECT * FROM `jokes` WHERE `flags` < 5 AND (`title` LIKE "%only three doors%" OR `joke` LIKE "%only three doors%") ORDER BY `ups` DESC,`downs` ASC)
UNION
(SELECT * FROM `jokes` WHERE `flags` < 5 AND (`title` LIKE "%only%" OR `joke` LIKE "%only%") ORDER BY `ups` DESC,`downs` ASC)
UNION
(SELECT * FROM `jokes` WHERE `flags` < 5 AND (`title` LIKE "%three%" OR `joke` LIKE "%three%") ORDER BY `ups` DESC,`downs` ASC)
UNION
(SELECT * FROM `jokes` WHERE `flags` < 5 AND …